Free · private · no pressure to buy
Not sure what to get? Tell me a little about you and I’ll email you back with three picks, why I chose them, and what I’d skip. That’s it. No upsell, no judgement, and nothing you write is ever shared.
1. Tell me what you’re curious about
Two minutes, tick boxes, optional notes. Vague is fine – “something for us, we’re nervous” is a perfectly good brief.
Two minutes, tick boxes, optional notes. Vague is fine – “something for us, we’re nervous” is a perfectly good brief.
2. I read it myself
Not a bot, not a quiz engine. I look at what you’ve said, what you’ve tried, your budget, and who it’s for.
Not a bot, not a quiz engine. I look at what you’ve said, what you’ve tried, your budget, and who it’s for.
3. You get three picks within 24 hours
Straight to your inbox, with a line on each: who it’s for, why I’d choose it, what I’d pair it with. Buy them, or don’t.
Straight to your inbox, with a line on each: who it’s for, why I’d choose it, what I’d pair it with. Buy them, or don’t.
Prefer to browse first? Try the 60-second “find your toy” quiz, or read a bit about me and how I choose.
Privacy, plainly: your answers go to one inbox (mine), I reply from it, and that’s the end of it. No lists, no marketing emails unless you separately sign up for them. 18+ only.